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TJ Maxx Coming To South Lake Ave In Pasadena: It Suxx

Yes, it’s true.  It’s really happening.  This is not a drill.  T.J. Maxx is coming to South Lake Ave.  Attention residents of the 91106: burn your houses, and move to Sierra Madre.  You will thank me later. Welcome To The Ghetto. It all started when Ross (Dress For Less (TM)) arrived on Lake Avenue.  Locals shrugged it off, […]

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Jessica Simpson’s Reign Of Supermarket Check Out Aisle Terror Is Finally Over

Pasadena, CA.  March/early April, 2012.  Here you are, in the local Vons, Pavillions, Gelsons or whatever, just trying to buy some food. You innocently place your items on the checkout counter and then…then…you look up…and you see this in the magazine rack: …and your eyeballs explode.  Yes, Jessica Simpson’s naked Buddha impression has seared itself into […]

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Pasadena Mystery Spot: The Perpetually Closing Furniture Store On Colorado Blvd

What is the sound of one hand clapping?  Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?  Can you ever reach the horizon? These are the questions are posed by our mysterious universe.  And lately, Pasadena residents have been faced with another, new Universal Paradox: why is there a furniture store on Colorado Boulevard […]

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Pasadena Wind Storm And Wind Damage

Did you leave your car parked outside last night?  If so, you might have regretted it this morning. As anyone living in Pasadena knows, we had an incredible wind storm last night.  Buildings shook, leaves flew everywhere, and at about 11PM, every single household had someone in it saying, “what the **** is going on […]

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The Pasadena Plastic Bag Ban And How Pasadena Snob Will Profit

For months, vile rumors of some kind of ridiculous, hippy dippy plastic bag ban have circulated in Pasadena. Supposedly, this is to help the environment…somehow.  Meanwhile, 90% of everything you buy at the grocery store is made of plastic or has some kind of plastic in it.  But that’s OK; you just can’t put it […]

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How To Start A Successful Food Truck Business In Los Angeles

How To Start A Successful Food Truck Business In Los Angeles

The code has been cracked.  Which code?  The code of how to start and run a successful food truck business. As any Los Angeles resident knows, food trucks have become big business in the last few years.  We’ve all seen those long lines of dopes queued up for grilled cheese, motzaballs or the like.  This […]

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The Annual Late May/Early June Purple Flower Explosion In Pasadena Begins

The Annual Late May/Early June Purple Flower Explosion In Pasadena Begins

You know it’s officially spring when you see the purple flower trees bloom on Del Mar! Posted from Pasadena, California, United States.

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A Brave Journey Into Dodger Stadium After Fan-Beating OR Dodger Stadium Is Now Officially A Third World Police State

A Brave Journey Into Dodger Stadium After Fan-Beating OR Dodger Stadium Is Now Officially A Third World Police State

  Great news, Dodgers fans!  Dodger Stadium attendance is way up!  Unfortunately, most of those now in attendance are police officers. As you no doubt recall, a baseball fan named Bryan Stow was either uninformed or naive enough to wear a San Francisco Giants jersey to a Dodger home opening day.   As a result, he […]

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The Pasadena Salvation Army "Antique Store" Smells Like Poop But Has Some Truly Astounding Pieces Of Art For Sale

The Pasadena Salvation Army "Antique Store" Smells Like Poop But Has Some Truly Astounding Pieces Of Art For Sale

The Pasadena Snob recently journeyed to The Salvation Army Antique Store, located at 35 Waverly Drive Pasadena, CA 91105. It is off of Fair Oaks, south of Del Mar. Conceptually, the store wants to be The Huntington Collection. For those not familiar, the Huntington Collection is a nearby high end consignment shop carrying a quite […]

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Ugly Chinese Cement Lions Prey Upon The Landscape

Ugly Chinese Cement Lions Prey Upon The Landscape

Every beauty in the world has his or her own flaws.  And Pasadena is no different. Marilyn Monroe had her mole, Pamela Anderson has Tommy Lee, and the Mona Lisa has Paris. Why should Pasadena be an exception? ATTACK OF THE CEMENT LIONS In the savannahs of Africa, lions often appear out of nowhere to […]

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