Archive | May, 2012
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TJ Maxx Coming To South Lake Ave In Pasadena: It Suxx

Yes, it’s true.  It’s really happening.  This is not a drill.  T.J. Maxx is coming to South Lake Ave.  Attention residents of the 91106: burn your houses, and move to Sierra Madre.  You will thank me later. Welcome To The Ghetto. It all started when Ross (Dress For Less (TM)) arrived on Lake Avenue.  Locals shrugged it off, […]

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Jessica Simpson’s Reign Of Supermarket Check Out Aisle Terror Is Finally Over

Pasadena, CA.  March/early April, 2012.  Here you are, in the local Vons, Pavillions, Gelsons or whatever, just trying to buy some food. You innocently place your items on the checkout counter and then…then…you look up…and you see this in the magazine rack: …and your eyeballs explode.  Yes, Jessica Simpson’s naked Buddha impression has seared itself into […]

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